In happier times: Casseday (right) with NRA president Wayne La Pierre

Dateline — northeast Washington, cradle of the Washington Times and thus regional epicenter of family values. Randall Casseday, the paper’s human resource director, has just been nabbed on the allegation of e-mailing pictures of his “love organ” to a cop he mistook for a bathing beauty aged 13, with whom he planned to meet.

Sources at the paper are telling reporter Max Blumenthal that Casseday’s role at the Times was that of human broom for sexual harassment complaints. Among the most sensational were claims directed at editor Fran Coombs, who is also quoted in Max’s Nation story as the newsroom’s outspoken commentator on race, his sensibilities wounded by the “niggerfication of America.” Coombs is still on the payroll of Reverend Moon, who is compared to Martin Luther King by his followers.

Previously, Casseday worked at the Messiah’s pistol company, Kahr Arms.